You remember that toy "Stretch Armstrong"?

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    You remember that toy "Stretch Armstrong"?

    Post  Lysser on Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:01 pm

    I kinda feel like him today, only not blond and not muscly. Although I probably am filled with some sort of corn syrup. I'm taking this simile too far, obv. Kawk.


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    Re: You remember that toy "Stretch Armstrong"?

    Post  Tezcatlipoca on Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:35 pm

    wat


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    Re: You remember that toy "Stretch Armstrong"?

    Post  Lysser on Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:49 pm

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stretch_Armstrong

    Stretch Armstrong was a 70's toy made of latex rubber and gelled corn syrup. It can be stretched out very thin in all different directions. Metaphor fer my lyfe. I am sure I am filled with corn syrup from something in my diet, and I feel I am being "stretched way too thin" due to current circumstances.

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